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Recent Movie Reviews


Get in my anus Get in my anus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I laughed, I cried,

I came. Truly a masterpiece. Fav'd.


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FloppDiddly responds:

i agree


WGJ4K: I Hate Videogames? WGJ4K: I Hate Videogames?

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Kids with turrets, you say?

Wow, how did the children get turrets, bongafish? Did they steal them from the military? I thought this flash was fresh and original, and definitely not in any way, shape or form related to the mental illnesses ADD or Tourette's.



Slappy's Loop De Boops Slappy's Loop De Boops

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I laughed, I cried, I came

FUCK DA POLICE WIKKI WIKKI


Recent Game Reviews


Surreal Adventure Surreal Adventure

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Sweet semen of baby jesus!

This was bad. I mean, really bad. I think this would be better quality if it was made with microsoft paint and windows movie maker. Seriously, make some games after you turn 12.



Skincraft Skincraft

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You just saved me so much time

This software seems to work pretty well. The interface is simple and everything works well. Please have my children.


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Rebecca Whack: Friday Rebecca Whack: Friday

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

The return of classic NG?

Wow! This is, like, the first assassin game in years! And who else, but MoFun to do it. You guys are on to something, and I'm fully supporting it!


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Recent Audio Reviews


Cave Ambient 2 Cave Ambient 2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Wicked!

Jerry Seinfeld needs to get off acid. The bass was perfect, and this really paints a picture of a cave. Is this by any chance for an upcoming game?



Thousand Dollar Bills Thousand Dollar Bills

Rated 1 / 5 stars

derp

herp


tehslaphappy responds:

Get out.


Ready To Kill! Ready To Kill!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Whoa, sexy.

I liked the parts where you weren't singing. Lol. Nevertheless, I see all the work put into this, and I'm not sure if this is meant to be a parody or a real song. Either way, I'd say it's pretty nice.


Luke responds:

Supposed to be a real song.
Horrorcore rap.
I'm glad you enjoyed the parts where I wasn't putting in any effort, I appreciate that.
Thanks for the constructive review.

Recent Art Reviews


PICO & PALS PICO & PALS

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Extra points, you say?

Before I name all yo characters, let me say that I loved your shading in this piece.

Okay, from top to bottom and left to right:
-Toss the Turtle
-P-Bot
-Dad
-Cat Face
-Alien Hominid
-Pico
-Blue Knight
-Dr. Fetus
-Strawberry Clock
-Cuboy
-Captain
-The woman from C'omme un Poisson

Didn't even have to look anything up, you jelly?



TF2: Girl Spy TF2: Girl Spy

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Well then.

People are easy to please, as this has demonstrated. All you did was draw a generic French woman, a very awkward looking one might I add, then added a disguise kit and a revolver and HOLY SHIT IT'S THE FUCKING GIRL SPY OMG!!111
6/10 for the art solely. As for any effort to resemble the spy, you get nothing!



Wacky Game Joke Wacky Game Joke

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

You can do better!

First off, you spelled HotDiggedyDemon wrong. June's tits are uneven, and Mickey's head is unnaturally flat. It looks like he was dropped as a baby. You really wanted us to see the Boss's tie, didn't you. Mickey's shoulders don't seem to match up at all, nor do Eric's fat rolls. Boss's suspenders are way too thick. Is he wearing bacon strips on his shoulders for some reason? All in all, good on the surface but a lack of attention to detail. 7/10.


JustinianKnight responds:

I appreciate your criticism, this was just drawn/colored very quickly so it's probably not as polished as it could be. And yes, I made a spelling error, fixed now!