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"Ah. It's exactly a pyro's point of view."
Rainbows make me cry!
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Runs beautifully. Thank you for another gem like this. I also like the work you put into the game by its length. I absolutely loved it. It can be a bit choppy in places, which really disrupts play, which is the reason why I gave a nine of ten.
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Meh, loved every bit of it. Humorous insight on a small bit of daily light. But ah, that's why I try to keep my hair short! The only big flaw I could point out is that I feel like a geek now because I could identify all of the SFX in the flash. Oh well... Great job. I'd like to see more of your humorous pixel flashes about the workday. Maybe one about spilling coffee? Eh, I suck at at idea support. Anyway, great work, I'm definitely gonna watch the next thing you make. You've gained my support.
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The physics are, how do I put this, twitchy. Gravity is very strong. The motion detection was indeed not incredible, but this isn't blamworthy. Some people may think an 8 is a little high, but eh, I'm a sucker for stunt bike games.
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One question wrong, and it's back to the end of the section. It took me forever to get past the moment of truth.
Author's Response:
and then when your finally there you get screwed XD
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That's george bush, not joe biden!
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That is indeed a nice logo, but this does not belong to be all by itself as a flash. This is what a youtube video or a blog page is for.
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This was better than I expected it to be. You do have quite a bit of talent. Your art style is cute and appealing to the eye, and for the most part, the animation runs very smoothly. I gladly await your next project, hoping for it to be longer and better than the last. One last thing; I cannot thank you enough for not using sprites as your medium.
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"YOU WONT FIND ADOBE HERE IN WEEGEES MANSION..."
but there are some pretty nice hotels.
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Ok, so this was an awesome flash. But it isn't perfect. I am being a little picky, but two things you need to work on are these:
-The ball's path is a little too geometric. Spend some time evening that out. What I mean by geometric is that it isn't curving, but pivoting at certain points. It would look a lot better if you made the line trailing it a little more curved and less pivot points.
-The font you chose. With such a serious flash, you need to have a more serious font. When I first saw the font I thought this flash would be humorous or light. But it wasn't. To give you an example, it wouldn't make since for Nintendo to use "Chiller" font for a Super Mario game. (except maybe Luigi's Mansion) So again, choose a more fitting font for the text.
All in all, this flash wasn't bad. As much as I'm criticizing it, it's one of the better serious ones I've seen in a while. So other than those little things, your flash is great. I would love to see more flash from you in this style. Keep up the good work.
5/5
9/10
Author's Response:
ok, i'll give it a shot.
I was experimenting with styles and colours, and simply decided to make this one
thanks for review!
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