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newgroundskeeperjim

Age/Gender: 80, Male
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Job: Fries with that?

Yup, I am indeed that douchebag on the BBS.

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10/10/07

Level: 7
Aura: Fab

Rank: Civilian
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Rank #: 62,315

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newgroundskeeperjim

Mad Libs!

Posted by newgroundskeeperjim Oct. 12, 2009 @ 5:12 PM EDT

Meh, this was gonna go in a thread but I got slapped with a 3-day ban (I still love you 36holla) but, here it goes:
As I was meandering faggily down the intrawebz one fine summer's eon, the most obnoxious, shitty newgroundskeeperjim ragefully pwned me, stopping me in my tracks. "Look here," I said, LOLing my cock at him epicly, "That was terribly bitchin' of you. I demand an apology."

The newgroundskeeperjim shoop da whooped at me quickly and pwned me again, this time with both asses.

"Excuse me!" I said, this time more jokingly. "Desist at once, or I shall be forced to ejaculate at you. You're a very sexy newgroundskeeperjim, I must say."

"I can't stop," the newgroundskeeperjim said accidentally. "You see, my mother was a camwhore, my father was a faggpt, and the trauma was just too much. I'm whorish as a penicorn, I'm scented to say."

At hearing his phallic story, I felt for him. But I fucked the arabic fat son of a bitch piece of shit pigfucker asshole faggot dickweed anyway and moved on.

Yay!

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