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I want to make flash. Plain and simple. I've had ideas in my head, I've written them down time and time again, I've made storyboards. Problem is, I am not an artist, nor do I or can I afford flash. So I would like to coordinate with someone with flash, just as an idea development guy. Maybe not even that, possibly just a consultant. My only wish is that my name be shown on the page and in the credits. You can have all the rest. I am after several short term and a few long term projects. Someone with at least a little programming experience would also be nice. I am looking for commitment, and hey, if things work out, maybe we could collaborate often, or even start a studio. Just an offer to consider. And I know I'm an unknown in the flash world, but I may and will surprise you if given the chance. I prefer to chat my ideas via Stickam, but I'm willing to try anything. Just PM me, email me (gameboy_jwh@yahoo.com) or leave a comment, and I will relply without hesitation. Thank you for your consideration and time spent reading this.

I love all of you.
Jimmy Harrison

Meh, this was gonna go in a thread but I got slapped with a 3-day ban (I still love you 36holla) but, here it goes:
As I was meandering faggily down the intrawebz one fine summer's eon, the most obnoxious, shitty newgroundskeeperjim ragefully pwned me, stopping me in my tracks. "Look here," I said, LOLing my cock at him epicly, "That was terribly bitchin' of you. I demand an apology."

The newgroundskeeperjim shoop da whooped at me quickly and pwned me again, this time with both asses.

"Excuse me!" I said, this time more jokingly. "Desist at once, or I shall be forced to ejaculate at you. You're a very sexy newgroundskeeperjim, I must say."

"I can't stop," the newgroundskeeperjim said accidentally. "You see, my mother was a camwhore, my father was a faggpt, and the trauma was just too much. I'm whorish as a penicorn, I'm scented to say."

At hearing his phallic story, I felt for him. But I fucked the arabic fat son of a bitch piece of shit pigfucker asshole faggot dickweed anyway and moved on.

Yay!

Finally, we got pictures. I am the smallest baritone player ever :P. Anyway, yeah see for yourself.
: PROOF I'M NOT 9!
I'm teh sexy short guy next to the cone-- our section's mascot.

So my 3 day ban for unknowingly quote nesting is thank god almost over, I was looking at my ban. It appears that Poozy banned me at 3:35 in the A.M.. Jesus, Poozy. Get some sleep. And a lot of you mods need to follow the same advice. I wake up early at 4:30 for my morning shift, log on to the BBS, and there's the same mods from when I logged off 8 HOURS ago. Guys, you're mods, not Batman. Close your eyes for a while, I mean christ!
For those of you wondering, fast food places really do get customers at 5 in the morning. In some parts of my brain, I don't want people to get an early morning craving. But, my paycheck says otherwise.

So yeah, rant time.
I was riding home on my way from marching band the other day jamming to rush. Mmkay so the last track finished, so I turned on the radio. And guess what? I could not stand 30 seconds of what was on.
Srsly, try it. Listen to a good 70s-80s band like rush or some classic rock, and then listen to disney rock, rap or any music made in the past year or so. It is damn near impossible. I just realized this. Normally I can listen to some new alternative music or something rock related, but after listening to a classic I cant. Why? Because music is terrible and will never be as good as it was. What has the world come to? I can not even explain how horrible the garbage on the radio sounded after A Passage to Bangkok. And what I listened to was an okay band that I listened to and had no complaint the other day. God knows what it would sound like if I had listened to rap or disney rock.
END RANT.
Discuss, inquire, send me hatemail if you don't like what I'm saying.
Gameboy_jwh@yahoo.com

Just saying i'm still alive. Also, my little brother (think fifth grade) is considering making a claymation this fall for his STLP course. Anyone interested in seeing the finished product as a flash? Neither do I. But I'm gonna post it anyway if it actually happens. Again, he's a fifth grader, so it's nothing special. Maybe just a crudely sculpted man waving. Maybe a bouncing ball. Maybe a steamroller. Maybe a crudely sculpted man on a steamroller bouncing on a dead body. WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! But don't expect much. I'd be surprised if it passes. Then again, claymation usually does pass. Anyway, tell me if you're interested in seeing it and maybe I'll submit it.
END TRANSMISSSION.
Literally.
(lol car joke)
Fine, don't laugh at it.
Ok, so you see, a car has a transmission, which is how it switches gea-- just never mind.

i was sick and now i'm not. the end.