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Recent Movie Reviews

61 Movie Reviews

I laughed, I cried,

I came. Truly a masterpiece. Fav'd.

FloppDiddly responds:

i agree

Kids with turrets, you say?

Wow, how did the children get turrets, bongafish? Did they steal them from the military? I thought this flash was fresh and original, and definitely not in any way, shape or form related to the mental illnesses ADD or Tourette's.

I laughed, I cried, I came

FUCK DA POLICE WIKKI WIKKI

Recent Game Reviews

25 Game Reviews

Sweet semen of baby jesus!

This was bad. I mean, really bad. I think this would be better quality if it was made with microsoft paint and windows movie maker. Seriously, make some games after you turn 12.

You just saved me so much time

This software seems to work pretty well. The interface is simple and everything works well. Please have my children.

The return of classic NG?

Wow! This is, like, the first assassin game in years! And who else, but MoFun to do it. You guys are on to something, and I'm fully supporting it!

Recent Audio Reviews

9 Audio Reviews

Wicked!

Jerry Seinfeld needs to get off acid. The bass was perfect, and this really paints a picture of a cave. Is this by any chance for an upcoming game?

derp

herp

tehslaphappy responds:

Get out.

Whoa, sexy.

I liked the parts where you weren't singing. Lol. Nevertheless, I see all the work put into this, and I'm not sure if this is meant to be a parody or a real song. Either way, I'd say it's pretty nice.

Luke responds:

Supposed to be a real song.
Horrorcore rap.
I'm glad you enjoyed the parts where I wasn't putting in any effort, I appreciate that.
Thanks for the constructive review.

Recent Art Reviews

8 Art Reviews

Extra points, you say?

Before I name all yo characters, let me say that I loved your shading in this piece.

Okay, from top to bottom and left to right:
-Toss the Turtle
-P-Bot
-Dad
-Cat Face
-Alien Hominid
-Pico
-Blue Knight
-Dr. Fetus
-Strawberry Clock
-Cuboy
-Captain
-The woman from C'omme un Poisson

Didn't even have to look anything up, you jelly?

You can do better!

First off, you spelled HotDiggedyDemon wrong. June's tits are uneven, and Mickey's head is unnaturally flat. It looks like he was dropped as a baby. You really wanted us to see the Boss's tie, didn't you. Mickey's shoulders don't seem to match up at all, nor do Eric's fat rolls. Boss's suspenders are way too thick. Is he wearing bacon strips on his shoulders for some reason? All in all, good on the surface but a lack of attention to detail. 7/10.

JustinianKnight responds:

I appreciate your criticism, this was just drawn/colored very quickly so it's probably not as polished as it could be. And yes, I made a spelling error, fixed now!

Nope.

Faggotry. And stolen faggotry, might I add.

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